Top Ten things you won't ever
hear me say...
1. I wish there was some more cops around.
2. No thanks. I don't wanna smoke pot.
3. You're showing way too much cleavage in that dress.
4. Yeah, I would love to go to church with you.
5. Please stop performing oral sex on me.
6. Of course I want to hang out with your kids.
7. Let’s go karaoke.
8. I love Texas country and being associated with it.
9. Musicians are good, loyal, honest people.
10. Your intelligence intimidates me.
July 28, 2006
i almost ran over a homeless person today.
i can only assume he was homeless.
he was pushing a grocery cart.
it was stuffed with coats and shoes and shit.
he was talking to himself.
he was walking down the side of a highway.
he there decided to try and push his cart up a curb.
he lost control of his balance and the cart.
he fell backward into the middle of the street.
i stopped just feet from his head.
he got up and dusted himself off.
then he shot me the finger. i smiled.
i don't know why, but it made me feel good all day.